Monday, November 20, 2006

Riding the mighty moonworm

GQ published a great interview with Al Gore last week. I had good intentions of getting a link and excerpt out more promptly, but wore myself out in recent flurry of posts on top of election mania. Of course this is only a flurry by my limited standards - how those mainstream bloggers pull off several terrific posts pretty much every day is beyond me. Maybe they do not have full-time jobs?

But I can't even find time to read all the material they read, never mind compete on the writing. And of course that dodges the question whether I have anything even vaguely comparable in terms of insights to offer! But what the hell - I have at least found inner peace that my spelling and proofing skills are on par with most of them! For what it's worth.

But I am back, renewed partly no doubt by encouraging results of research last evening on a hybrid vegetarian gumbo recipe (crab, prawns, oysters) in anticipation of upcoming dinner party. The trinity! That golden roux!

This interview is excellent reading, start to finish. I urge a full reading at link. At risk of seeming to be polishing my credentials for the National Enquirer, this is an excerpt of the only even vaguely snarky segment, wherein the candidate-who-won-according-to-the-vote does exhibit some (highly appropriate) venom over the pathetic performance of the recidivist failure who probably doesn't even qualify for a security clearance yet was nevertheless inserted into the formerly White House.

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Okay, on to 9-11. What were you really feeling? Was there a part of you that felt a sense of relief that you weren’t in charge that day?
You mean a sense of relief that I didn’t have to deal with it? Oh no. Not at all. Not for one second. Not for one second. Why would I? I mean, well first of all, it just didn’t occur to me to feel anything like that. What did occur to me was to feel what every American felt, the outrage and anger and righteous anger, and support for the President at a time of danger… And, honestly, I was focused on the reality of the situation. And I wasn’t president, so, you know, it wasn’t about me. Now, I do wish, now that we have some distance from the events, and we have all this knowledge about what this administration did do, I certainly feel that I wish that it had been handled differently, and I do wish that I had somehow been able to prevent some of the catastrophic mistakes that were made.

Do you feel that we would be safer today if you had been president on that day?
Well, no one can say that the 9-11 attack wouldn’t have occurred whoever was president.

Really? How about all the warnings?
That’s a separate question. And it’s almost too easy to say, “I would have heeded the warnings.” In fact, I think I would have, I know I would have. We had several instances when the CIA’s alarm bells went off, and what we did when that happened was, we had emergency meetings and called everybody together and made sure that all systems were go and every agency was hitting on all cylinders, and we made them bring more information, and go into the second and third and fourth level of detail. And made suggestions on how we could respond in a more coordinated, more effective way. It is inconceivable to me that Bush would read a warning as stark and as clear [voice angry now] as the one he received on August 6th of 2001, and, according to some of the new histories, he turned to the briefer and said, “Well, you’ve covered your ass.” And never called a follow up meeting. Never made an inquiry. Never asked a single question. To this day, I don’t understand it. And, I think it’s fair to say that he personally does in fact bear a measure of blame for not doing his job at a time when we really needed him to do his job. And now the Woodward book has this episode that has been confirmed by the record that George Tenet, who was much abused by this administration, went over to the White House for the purpose of calling an emergency meeting and warning as clearly as possible about the extremely dangerous situation with Osama bin Laden, and was brushed off! And I don’t know why—honestly—I mean, I understand how horrible this Congressman Foley situation with the instant messaging is, okay? I understand that. But, why didn’t these kinds of things produce a similar outrage? And you know, I’m even reluctant to talk about it in these terms because it’s so easy for people to hear this or read this as sort of cheap political game-playing. I understand how it could sound that way. [Practically screaming now] But dammit, whatever happened to the concept of accountability for catastrophic failure? This administration has been by far the most incompetent, inept, and with more moral cowardice, and obsequiousness to their wealthy contributors, and obliviousness to the public interest of any administration in modern history, and probably in the entire history of the country!
But how do you really feel?
(cracks up)

What’s the nicest thing you can say about George Bush?
He made a terrific appointment of Ben Bernanke as chairman of the Federal Reserve.

Ok, Is there a second best thing?
I can’t think of another one, actually.


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