Saturday, October 14, 2006

Isn't Fostering North Korean Nuclear Weapons Anti-Patriotic??

Since we have had the government initiate an ever-so-rare treason case in the last week or so, I have to ask whether the non-elected white-houser isn't an even more logical potential target for that charge. We had NK nukes kicked years down the road until george's laziness (actually probably cowardice) when it comes to the hard work of actual negotiations (it would interfere with those glorious months of bike rides and brush-cutting) restarted this particular terrorist.

Come to think of it, have terrorists ever had a better bosom buddy? He and Osama are obviously natural buds, each having had their careers gloriously enhanced and extended by the other. But he and Kim Il are obviously also sneaking out at nights together too. Do you suppose the three of them get together? And which combinations of them have also partied with Mr. Kahn, the Pakistani nuclear proliferator?

The North Korean imbroglio, besides scaring the bejeebers out of some, does an exceptional job of limning the routine foreign "policy" of the bush-cheney-rumsfeld-rice gang. This excerpt from a great essay may be helpful in reminding how we got where we are and as fodder for nudging those around us who may be prone to get their "news" from sycophantic bush-could-never-do-wrong sources to at least entertain some doubt.

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Think about this for a moment. We were considering going to war with Iraq, ostensibly because we were worried that it had weapons of mass destruction that it might sell to terrorists. Suddenly, we discover that North Korea, which is willing to sell more or less anything to anyone, is trying to make not just any old WMD -- not, say, mustard gas or anthrax -- but nuclear weapons. On any plausible view of our rationale for going to war with Iraq, North Korea had just revealed itself to be a much more serious threat than Iraq.

The obvious response would have been to put Iraq aside while we tried to come up with a solution to the more pressing problem of North Korea's nuclear program. Bush's response was to conceal this more pressing problem lest it distract us from the one he wanted to deal with. That's like not telling someone he's flunked out of school because you're afraid it will distract him from his upcoming social studies quiz. It makes no sense at all, if you're actually worried about the threats in question.

Bush announced that he was withdrawing from the Agreed Framework. North Korea then announced that it was withdrawing from the NPT. It put out some diplomatic feelers, but got nowhere. Then, in early 2003:

"U.S. spy satellites detected trucks pulling up to the site where the fuel rods were stored, then driving away toward the reprocessing facility. When Kim Il Sung threatened to take this step back in 1994, Clinton warned that it would cross a "red line." When Kim Jong-il actually did it in 2003, George W. Bush did nothing.

Specialists inside the U.S. government were flabbergasted. This was serious business. Once those fuel rods left the storage site, once reprocessing began, once plutonium was manufactured, the strategic situation changed: Even if we could get the North Koreans back to the bargaining table, even if they would agree to drive the fuel rods back, we could never be certain that they'd totally disarmed; we could never know if they still had some undeclared plutonium hidden in an underground chamber. (Even before this crisis, the CIA estimated that the North Koreans might have built one or two bombs from the plutonium it had reprocessed between 1989 and 1994.)"

Flabbergasted is the appropriate word here. In May 2003, Bush "declared that the United States and South Korea “will not tolerate nuclear weapons in North Korea.”" That's drawing a line in the sand and announcing that you will not allow it to be crossed. When the North Koreans removed the fuel from Yongbyon, they crossed what should have been a red line, one over which Clinton had been prepared to go to war. But Bush did nothing. From the NYT:

"“Think about the consequences of having declared something ‘intolerable’ and, last week, ‘unacceptable,’ and then having North Korea defy the world’s sole superpower and the Chinese and the Japanese,” said Graham Allison, the Harvard professor who has studied nuclear showdowns since the Cuban missile crisis. “What does that communicate to Iran, and then the rest of the world? Is it possible to communicate to Kim credibly that if he sells a bomb to Osama bin Laden, that’s it?”


Mr. Allison was touching on the central dilemma facing Washington as it tries to extract itself from the morass of Iraq. Whether accurately or not, other countries around the world perceive Washington as tied down, unable or unwilling to challenge them while 140,000 troops are trying to tame a sectarian war."

We allowed North Korea to take an irrevocable step that made any future attempts to control its nuclear weapons program vastly more difficult. Moreover, we laid down a line, we let it be crossed, and then we did nothing. In so doing, we forfeited our credibility. And that really is a foreign policy disaster. It ought to be completely unacceptable.
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Since then, our policy towards North Korea has been, essentially, frozen. We spent ages arguing about whether to have bilateral or multilateral talks, when the best solution would obviously been to have both. Once the six-party talks actually got started, we seem to have been relying on the good offices of the People's Republic of China rather than displaying any leadership ourselves. Throughout this period, and later, the Bush administration seemed to have no consistent policy at all.

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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

The Hastert Polyp

It is absolutely critical that important international issues such as the failed Iraq Crusade and the nuclear faceoff in North Korea caused by the cowardly refusal of the timid Bush administration to undertake tough negotiations and dialogue with countries who don't like us be attended to.

There is no good reason for the snivveling Bush to still be supported ("unquestioned"?) by as much as 33% of our populace (unless we are now at a point where a third of the country is certifiably insane). That minority needs to realize that his bullying behavior and stubbornness is basically a cover for an overpowering personal insecurity and ineptitude, or, to summarize, a psycopathology. The rest of the world, including Kim Jong Il, has certainly figured this out by now. Frankly it is astonishing to realize that we share a country with so many folks who don't know a loser when they they see one. We pride ourselves on our tolerance (more in the bragging than the observance of course), but this is a recipe for the destruction of this formerly great republic. I suppose theoretically, institutionalization might be an option for these desperately misguided subscribers to a failed mission, if actually dealing with reality and revisiting their position proves problematic.

But recent encouraging poll results might be interpreted to allow brief recess for further illumination of the Foley affair ("Cage a Foley"?). The desperate republicans, not to mention some "devout christians" (shudder!) have been wanting to paint this as just some misbehavior and sinful conduct by Mr. Foley, nothing else of interest. Wait just a minute there. I still want to know a bit more about the conspicuous attempts at coverup by Hastert, Reynolds, the White House, et al.

Just one example of where this ought to go:

Who will be the GOP's "Woman in Red"?

[Ana Cumpanas (Romania 1889-April 25, 1947), also known as Anna Sage, was a brothel owner in Chicago. She is best known by the moniker "The Woman in Red" who fingered John Dillinger for the FBI.

Cumpanas deserted her husband on February 4, 1932. A year later, she opened a brothel on Halsted Street. By 1934, however, Cumpanas was facing deportation. On July 4, 1934, John Dillinger moved into an apartment Cumpanas owned. After John Dillinger was rumored to have killed two Chicago police officers on May 24 of that year, a large reward had been offered for his capture. On July 22, believing that FBI agent Melvin Purvis would stop her deportation, Cumpanas fingered Dillinger to the FBI, resulting in his shooting outside the Biograph Theater in Chicago. Despite the nickname, Cumpanas was wearing orange.]

Some people believe that the Republican operative most likely to cave in to investigators and sell out the whole operation will be Sue Ralston. She's Karl Rove's aide de camp who recently resigned her position in the White House to spend more time with her subpoenas.

But I have high hopes for Scott Palmer.

Who is Scott Palmer? Lawrence O'Donnell has been wondering the same thing.

He is Speaker Hastert's chief of staff, which makes him the key player in the what-did-Hastert-know-and-when-did-he-know-it drama. Scott Palmer has issued a statement flatly denying that Kirk Fordham, Mark Foley's former chief of staff, warned him that Foley was crossing the line with pages long before Foley's inappropriate email surfaced. Palmer's denial of Fordham's headline-grabbing claim is the thread Hastert's Speakership is now hanging by.

Right! That Scott Palmer! Tell us more, Lawrence…

If Fordham did warn Palmer about Foley a long time ago, what are the odds that Palmer did not tell Hastert? As close to zero as you can get. Many chiefs of staff are close, very close, to their bosses on Capitol Hill. But none are closer than Scott Palmer is to Denny Hastert. They don't just work together all day, they live together.

There are plenty of odd couple Congressmen who have roomed together on Capitol Hill, but I have never heard of a chief of staff who rooms with his boss. It is beyond unusual. But it must have its advantages. Anything they forget to tell each other at the office, they have until bedtime to catch up on. And then there's breakfast for anything they forgot to tell each other before falling asleep. And then there's all day at the office. Hastert and Palmer are together more than any other co-workers in the Congress.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink! SAY NO MORE!! That's a good one! Hastert gay?! That would be really almost too much. I mean, just because he was once a high school wrestling coach (and apparently left that job under a cloud), and that he cohabitates with an unmarried man and has for years, and that his office was instrumental in covering up for Mark Foley, and, and…

Oh, god. I think I'm going to be sick. Is Dennis Hastert gay, too?!

EWWWWWWWW!! EW! EW! EW! EWWWWWWWW!!!!

Duuuuuuuuuuuude! If Denny Hastert is gay, then I'm going to have to start sleeping with women!! ARRRRRRRGH!! My mind! Ohhhhhh, my thinking may never be the same! Brrrrrrrrrrr!!

Say it ain't so!! Denny Hastert, the man who looks like nothing so much as a giant, ambulatory intestinal polyp? A friend of Dorothy? I kind of hope that we're completely off target in this speculation. Even though, were it true, it could well mean that the Republicans are incontrovertably, irreversibly toast, I just don't know if I could accept victory on those terms. Even if it would make James Dobson's head explode, I think I may find myself hoping that all of this is just baseless speculation, and that Denny Hastert never had an unchaste thought about all those eager high school boys in their tight little wrestling singlets. I'm sure his interest in them was purely as an educator.


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